Cybil Blaine Does Buenos Aires

What we talk about when we talk about Cybil Blaine Does Buenos Aires

cybilb — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 16:22:46 +0000

The following are the most popular terms people entered into search engines to find this blog over the past week:

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voldemort tattoo	3
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panda comments	1
small dove tattoo	1

What this tells me is: God have mercy on us all.

Starbucks in Buenos Aires: yes, it’s official

cybilb — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:46:57 +0000

Gladys, remember how I couldn’t or wouldn’t shut up about my addiction to Starbucks’ $11.50 venti macchiato lattés served with extra foam, whiskey, and the pubic hair of an unborn pony? Well, Starbucks just opened its first location in Buenos Aires last week.

The smallest latté you can get costs ten pesos, which, for people making pesos, is the equivalent of ten dollars. (People here make like 30,000 pesos a year.) And you know what? These people have been lined up for hours and hours since it opened. You literally have to wait in line for one hour to get your ‘Cybil Special,’ as the baristas in Jersey City called it, my special blend of java beans and illicit hair.

Yes, Gladys, we are all screwed.

Cybil does culture: artsy Buenos Aires stuff!

cybilb — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:42:15 +0000

Panda bears

cybilb — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:06:52 +0000

They have their time and their place.

Sufjan Stevens

cybilb — Sat, 17 May 2008 05:10:06 +0000

Let’s face it, ladies: we could do a lot worse.