Cybil Blaine Does Buenos Aires

Hip Americans living in Buenos Aires deserve better!!

April 21, 2008 · 4 Comments

Dare I even tell you, Lois, how this country of maids and old people speaking Mexican treats tourists sometimes?? We give them puppies and love, and they give us puppies, love, and stencil art depicting impromptu anal sex! It’s outrageous!!

It’s almost enough to make me want to put my super-chic $450,000 penthouse in Palermo back on the market! But of course, we all know I’m not going to anytime soon. I mean, where else can I hire college-educated Mexicans to raise my kids for $4 a day!?! God bless countries that have done the unthinkable–screwed up more than the United States so that the dollar is still worth something!

They could at least give us some protection on the sign! Though it’s more likely the world will end before we get what we really need: protection from ourselves.

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4 responses so far ↓

  • Georgio // April 23, 2008 at 1:40 am | Reply

    I’m from Buenos Aires and your blog is really offensive.
    If you actually thougth that argentinians were mexicans I would accept it, because it wouldn’t be your fault, your pour educative sistem would be responsable(and I wouldn’t be sorprised if you decided yo start shooting people all of the sudden)
    But you most certainly know what you are talking about. And let me tell you, you yanki cunt, your are dead wrong. Fucking zenofobic.

  • Louis // September 29, 2008 at 5:59 am | Reply

    You are a lame american bastard , your’e country is now paying the price of having assholes like for citizens , how dare you FAT AND IGNORANT americans critize other countrys ?!?!?!?!? you know , stealing diamonds and oil , won’t last forever , the times they are changin !!!! we will have the last laugh , be sure of that !!

  • Mai // December 23, 2008 at 8:41 pm | Reply

    US SUCKS !! full red necks and white trash like you. that dont even know how to dress and eat in Mc Donalds all day increasing the collesterol of their brain. All american woman are cheap prostitutes

  • Mai // December 23, 2008 at 8:50 pm | Reply

    Not all american woman are cheap prostitutes

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