Dare I even tell you, Lois, how this country of maids and old people speaking Mexican treats tourists sometimes?? We give them puppies and love, and they give us puppies, love, and stencil art depicting impromptu anal sex! It’s outrageous!!
It’s almost enough to make me want to put my super-chic $450,000 penthouse in Palermo back on the market! But of course, we all know I’m not going to anytime soon. I mean, where else can I hire college-educated Mexicans to raise my kids for $4 a day!?! God bless countries that have done the unthinkable–screwed up more than the United States so that the dollar is still worth something!
They could at least give us some protection on the sign! Though it’s more likely the world will end before we get what we really need: protection from ourselves.
